Transition to Here

Here. Genderqueer. Yeah.
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state I’m amazed by what a…tidy…crier this person is. If it was my pillow, there’d be snot everywhere :/

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

I’m amazed by what a…tidy…crier this person is. If it was my pillow, there’d be snot everywhere :/

(Source: dungeonsanddamsels, via pizzalecki)

did-you-kno: Source I’m imagining being able to hear my muscles moving. Like, would they SQUEAK?!? Wouldn’t that drive you insane, having to listen to your own constant squirming & fidgeting?

did-you-kno:

Source

I’m imagining being able to hear my muscles moving. Like, would they SQUEAK?!? Wouldn’t that drive you insane, having to listen to your own constant squirming & fidgeting?

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

(Source: bencrowther, via pizzalecki)

  • (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
  • Me: “So, what will it be?”
  • Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
  • (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
  • Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • When my Kid was 2, the pediatrician asked what kinds of food he liked to eat. I listed the usual stuff, then he looked at her, started flapping his arms like wings & declared " I EAT DEAD BIRDS!"
  • (Of course, he meant chicken)